1. Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
2. Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.
3. "Men aren't necessities, they're luxuries." Cher
4. "Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed." Albert Einstein
5. "A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished." Zsa Zsa Gabor
6. "Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success." Jim Backus
7. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.
2. Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.
3. "Men aren't necessities, they're luxuries." Cher
4. "Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed." Albert Einstein
5. "A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished." Zsa Zsa Gabor
6. "Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success." Jim Backus
7. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.
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